Somebody buy Anna Kendrick a refrigerator.

"I have the flu and my bra is too small."

She should have taken the diaper off her baby and set her on the bench.

It's not about accommodations for HER. It's about a sense of justice and impartiality to the respondent-her client.

Well, I think you'll have to court him for about 10 years, train him for 5 years, and then you might get a good night kiss...

is jia new? She can stay

You do seem rather lacking in any ability to distinguish between humour and seriousness.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which you and I take our mortal clay to the Lord's pottery wheel and gently shape a glittery turd to pass back and forth between our butts forever.

I'm on Team Kris' Hairdresser for Khloe's dad.

Obv no one at Life & Style has ever played chess.

BECAUSE PERIODS AMIRITE

Puppy dog eyes, sweet voice and an English accent?

Honey, it's all good I was in ....College!!

Honey, it's all good I was in ....College!!

Of course they are. Cause you know who is gonna believe you with your small lady brain contributed those things? *eye roll* it's even worse when it's an older dude and you're a young female, the patronization/infantalization goes up to 11.

"Thwarted bro-crush" is what you're looking for.

I think it's called fucktardarianism.

And then I go to her table where she has 20 people lined up post-talk to sign her book and I NEED ALL OF HER ATTENTION TO SHOW SHE IS WRONG. But then she turns away from me AND SIGNS BOOKS AND INTERACTS WITH PEOPLE and I'm like cunt knows nothing.

"she probably wore shoes at one point"

Oh man, and the 1 star reviews on Amazon are even worse: