This seems impractical. How will she hand off her bouquet to her MOH and gracefully caress her husband's face with her arms encased like that?

Say what you will about Pnina's designs (most look like what would happen if a satin factory and a Tampa strip club collided and made a glorious love child) but nothing beats her insanity. There was an episode of SYTTD in the first season where the bride was trying to negotiate on a Pnina dress and her answer was "but …

I'm setting the over/under on the number of brides who fly up from Miami Beach to shop for their dress at Kleinfeld's and call this "elegant" next season on SYTTD at 3.

For when a bride is proud of her cleavage, but embarrassed of her footwear.

Why are crop tops a thing in bridal gowns?

I'm hereby calling this, "The Slutterfly."

Oh, good grief. They're chickens. It is okay to joke about chickens on the internet. Chickens do not care about being respected. Eating chickens/joking about it doesn't mean that these people aren't interested in animal rights or good farming practices IRL.

First we lost Edna Krabappel, now Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon.

This whole thread is making me crave fried bird-jerks.

Well ya sure clicked on it and took the time to scroll to the bottom to comment, so I personally would have assumed you read it. And since you're mentioning "people" and only one person is listed in the headline, I'm led to believe you at least read part of it, otherwise your comment would have been, "Why do we need…

Then why are you commenting? Why are you on this page? No one is making you read this. You do not have to read this page.

Meanwhile, Catherine Hicks, who played Collins' wife on 7th Heaven, says he's a "good guy." Might want to hold off on comments like that for the time being, Cat.

Again I pose the question: Why are you reading this

I had to google that as soon as I read your comment. I am so annoyed. Do you know how much money I spent trying to KEEP my teeth in my damn head? Shia, you are too much.

Jessica, I love you but…

I mean, that is true, though a monogamous same sex relationship with a couple with a clean bill of health will be just as STD free.

Do they make an anal plug big enough for this asshole's mouth?

I Don't Think Your Really Jaden.

So just like 500+ facials and a bunch of fancy products starting two hours before the day starts? Got it. I was really hoping it would be this one weird trick.

I've found that in order for a man like Joe Francis to be eligible for karmic retribution, he has to be open to its subtleties in the first place. I mean, dumb people are prone to cause and effect, but it's just not the same. He's an idiot. He could go his whole life and never figure out the damage his girls will…