The main thing I see here is the presence and lack of life in his eyes.

Shia LaBoef was trying to spell "meat marathon."

I'd love to see a Toronto-centric Rob Ford version.

Well... we have one party who is doing the bare minimum to secure enough votes to keep their office, and the other who is just shouting them down to get scared voters because they know they will always get the middle america votes from now till the end of time so they just need to upset the balance in the rest of the…

That's the real problem. We no longer have a legitimate opposition party. We have one party trying to make things better, and the other just shouting them down and putting out misinformation in hopes of getting scared voters. Makes you wonder why they won't say why you should vote for them... Only why you shouldn't…

Wait. So the GOP is saying NOT to vote for him in the next election?

Sooooo beside the point, but I'm really freaked out at how they edited this so it seems like she doesn't blink. In the entire ad, there were only one and a half blinks. The rest was all glassy, wide-eyed staring.

"The GOP gets us, ladies!!"

The worst part is that the GOP mouthpieces don't even have to resort to bullshit to legitimately and effectively criticize Obama's policies.

This will definitely work on the uninformed voter. I live in an area where a lot of the young adults do not vote but have an opinion on why Obama is bad for the country. They are really good at quoting Fox News.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Wow treating women like we vote for how fuckable we find him and backhandedly calling Obama a scary angry black man just like Ray Rice. Unlike the GOP that will control your body, slut shame and deny your right to equal pay.

I am sure this will lock up the Abusive Boyfriend vote, but that's already a big chunk of the GOP base.

I wish there was a position called "Nope-Girl" where the Republicans could run ideas like this past me and I could shout "Nope" and get paid for it. Seriously, who approves these messages?

You really weren't kitten us about how cute that was.

"[T]there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where…

Well, if Mitt Romney hadn't sent me that dick pic and then told me to make him a sammich, maybe we'd be in a better situation right now!

For real, the Monotheism God is the kind of guy you get a restraining order on.

I feel like I could march into the GOP HQ right now, this very second, and make ads that are consistent with their message, more effective than this, and all without the reckless misogyny.

The same argument can be made with the Jesus/God relationship. Honor me, and only me. Do what I say without question. I love you, I'll always love you, unless you make me angry, in which case, I'll hurt you forever.