I pledged Alpha Phi at Hofstra about 6 years ago. They never made us do anything sexual, but they mentally and physically tortured us. So that I can attest to. The worst of it for me was being kept up for days and days at a time. My grades really started to suffer when I pledged. I never obeyed or listened when they…

That summarizes the plot to essentially all gay porn flicks.

DUDE. Can I just brag to you guys about my baby sister for a quick second? She speaks four languages fluently, has a higher GPA than this chick, volunteered for Planned Parenthood's Teen Council in high school, and wouldn't be caught dead joining a sorority or competing in a beauty pageant. This is made all the more…

same as it ever was.

I'm not surprised that Kazantsev is being defended. We all know the Miss America organization is totally fair and reasonable when it comes to all of their winners.

I pledged Alpha Phi at Hofstra years ago. It was the worst decision I ever made while in college, and I made a lot of shitty decisions back then. They hazed the shit out of us, tortured us, kept us awake for days at a time, you name it. So this doesn't surprise me one bit. I was never good with authority, so after…

Not that I expect the Greek system to be logical, but do they not see the fallacy in "let's see if they're gay" and then "well, they aren't gay, because the newspaper test said so, so let's make them do lesbian stuff"?

Between this and that girl at Rutgers dying from alcohol poisoning, I'll just start homeschooling my…

#notalltrilingualhonorsstudentplannedparenthoodactivistmissamericawinners

A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel that the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to…

That newspaper hazing. What the ACTUAL FUCK????

at least she isn't sailing on the Mayer-craft carrier. I hear that's a rite of passage in Hollywood.

ALERT ALERT ALERT

I rarely post, but for this, I break my silence. We call this guy "munkers II."

I wish more companies would pander to my interests like this.

I would pay significant amounts of money to attend this event.

He testified for four hours....I guess he was just summarizing all the episodes of True Detective he's been watching during his paid time off?

What you really meant to say was..."Darren Wilson surfaced long enough to provide the prosecutor and grand jury with an excuse not to indict him."

the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well

Ugh, why did I watch that? I've been off heartwarming cat-related content since my longtime feline roommate passed away a few months ago. Too many emotions!