She needs something flowing so she can keep her children attached to her at all times. They're strapped to her legs.

First Tom Cruise and now this? MAKE BETTER CHOICES, DONNA.

DAFUQ is this pairing? Why the cane? Are they dating? I thought he was gay? If they're not dating then why are they showing up as a couple? Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? How is babby formed?

Lisa, eat. Please eat.

Stunning!!

I kind of fucking love this.

Perfect beach glamor Goddess.

This looks like a Project Runway dress. The collar is too much.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

When I was a child, we had a racoon that sat on our porch and ate out of our hands. When did they turn on us? WHEN!

Raccoons love the cat food.

This shit reminds me to make sure of two things: 1) when I get an animal, NO PET DOOR! 2) Keep updating my fucking prescriptions.

I think I really want T Swizzle's haircut. What I really don't want is the inevitable yeast infection she will get with that romper.

Awkward's Ashley Rickards looks lovely in a fitted navy lace dress

So much "get kicked off Project Runway" fashion. SO. MUCH.

She looks like a very attractive 30 year old Spanish actress.

It's less business casual and more dressy grandma.

I don't know if it's because it's Monday and I got like, negative sleep last night, but I hate about 90% of these. It makes me really sad that Kesha's look is probably my favorite because she is just...bleh. All of these "HERE ARE MY BOOBS DID YOU NOTICE THAT I HAVE BOOBS" looks are just tired. I want to pull some of…

Is anyone else going to discuss how Sarah Hyland looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy ca. 1999? Especially with the dark lipstick and retro sandals? Just me? Cools.

I just want it to be more of a romper and less of a crotch-snuggler. #whywecan'thavenicethings