you guys, we don;t know the whole situation between him and the fire hydrant. let's wait for the facts to come in, ok?

<Insert Kermit the Frog Cheering gif>

"What did you this summer, Mo'ne?"

Finally!! Something on the internet that doesn't make me tear my hair out! Love this kiddo!

I've been to concerts and I've seen these celebrity humans onstage, sweating profusely. So I'm pretty sure I can already smell like them.

Boy, this is like every time I have sex. Awkwardly trying to get it in for three minutes before giving up, and also being secretly recorded from across the street I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED JOHN YOU'RE UNDER A COURT ORDER GOD DAMMIT!

If you think this looks dumb, you should watch someone try to shove a gigantic oversimplification about obeying authority into a very tiny argument about black lives not mattering.

"No corporations are going to be lining up to pay them money out of high school."

That Sophia isn't with that asshole anymore and is humping Alcide instead may be the best news I've heard in awhile.

Drake then went on to try to talk Nicki into taking a gig as a Toronto Raptor's cheerleader and the NBA fined Toronto another $25,000.

Is Drake sure it just wasn't a mic wire?

"#MyAnacondaWasWayUp" No Drake. Please don't type things like that.

Okay, I have to confess: I find Drake incredibly goofy-looking.

Uh if any of you obsessively pored over Drake's Instagram account, you would know that he posted stills from the video as well, captioned "Ayyyyyyyye @nickiminaj way way wayyyyyyy up. Def the best invite to a video shoot EVER. #ViewsFromMyChair #MyAnacondaWasWayUp".

Seriously. He barely gave her any side-eye.

She was clearly hacked

After everything that happened tonight with the a few bad apples & a few other outsiders stirring everything up it's a wonder more people weren't hurt. A Molotov was confiscated was shown at the press conference given by Cap. Ron Johnson, along with that there were 2 guns. One of the instigators had actually been…

Or maybe set a big lowercase 't' on fire.....for 'time to leave'?

That was some nicely held composure right there. Good job Barnett.