Hmm, I still believe the waitress.

Like they probably move your bookmark back a few pages so that you're confused but only for a little

Gwyneth (a name my iPhone curiously autocorrects to "gay egg") would never ingest something liked smoked bacon sauce (wtf is that, anyway?). Sloppy work, Us Weekly.

I like how they include an arrow in case you don't know what a butt is.

I cannot think of anyone less appropriate to play Dolly than Scarlett Johansson. I just want Casey Wilson to reprise her Drunk History version of Dolly for two hours. That would be wonderful.

This week in the Internet: American race relations, the increasing police state in urban areas, internet trolls and depression and/or suicide.

Like how boring are these ghosts? And how rustic is this cabin?

Kate Middleton and her mother-in-law, the Queen of England...

SO YOU CAN WORK ON BEHALF OF THE CAT OVERLORDS AND SPY FOR THEM? WE'RE ON TO YOU, HUMAN FAMILIAR.

Rebecca, there is always a reason to be mad at Wal-Mart. Always.

This is a photo that an undercover operative snapped at one of the Cat Overlord training complexes in the Walmart parking lot. As you can see, they are trained to walk in sync with one another, forming a joint, super-cat creature. Terrifying stuff.

I, for one, welcome of fuzzy feral over-lords.

I think you meant to title this post, "Cat Overlords Exercise Their Natural Rights to Ownership of Indiana Walmart."

He is aware of his effect on women. And he's teasing us.

UGH STOP BEING SO HANDSOME IT'S NOT FAIR

If you put them in the microwave, will they inflate like Peeps?? Oh, the possibilities...

So if I have one of these done for my next campout, am I then making a s'melfie if I put it between graham crackers and chocolate?

I'm gonna need to know s'more before I pass judgment.

I read in People* that she actually wears her Kardasian brand Beauty products**. Her lip was some called En-Joystick***?

I live about 15 miles from Ferguson, Mo. , so it is hard for me to give a damn about what the Kardashians are doing.