Errrmmm, Ike and Tina = Original Chris Brown and Rihanna

They aren't.

Did your mom get hacked?

Yo momma's a spambot

Sadly, I'm skeptical too. Her body language in that photo does not say "can't wait to get it on with my hot new man." It's more "hurry up and take the picture so I can let go of him."

Walking tacos...? Go on...

Frito Pie, Frito Pie, FRIIIIIITO PIIIIIIE!!!!

It's called a "Frito Pie," and it's been around forever!

Goddammit... Now I want "walking frito pie", as my friends and I call it. Or "walking tacos".

I definitely think this may be the case but who cares bc LOOK HOW PRETTY!

Bachelor Juan Pablo was spotted canoodling with someone known as "MILF Mom" ("who fought Tan Mom on Howard Stern's show" :( ) at DJ Pauly D's DJ set in Atlantic City. The theme of the party, presumably, was "actual hell."

I am way too old to love Taylor Swift as much as I do.

Right? I always think it's funny when 18 year-olds use expressions like "never in my life" as if that means something.

I bought a loom too. I pretended it was because my son wanted it but he's 5 so I ended up watching some 12 year old's YouTube channel and making complicated bracelets. I spent a whole evening working on a starburst and then one band broke the next day.

Joyce Carol Oates will be relieved to know my domestic feline has defeated anorexia.

"London media doesn't gossip as much".. a quick look at anything Amy Winehouse related in 2007-08 will prove otherwise...

Lindsay Lohan

So, apparently Lindsay Lohan is under the impression that the Daily Mail and Mirror are bastions of journalistic integrity? Carry on.

I mean if the animal can fight back and is bad ass...then sure, try to kill it. But for typical game? Man...unless you eat it, hunting is some bullshit.

if you hunt, you're a cunt.