No matter what name is given, they all say "To Paula"
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To be fair, after spending all their money on Oxycontin and Dominican rent boys, a few roses is all they can afford.
It also works surprisingly well sung to the tune of "Thong Song", Sisqo's forgotten masterpiece.
And when they get delivered, they have the wrong girl's name written on the card.
This is unbelievably beautiful.
Go with Ferrari, if they scuff it, car will grill 'em for you.
I would totally hire a bunnanny if I had cash to burn. And I would get a bunny too.
Rabbit nanny is a job??? MY PARENTS LIED TO ME.
If my fiancé tried to inspect my body for imperfections, I promise you that he'd have some new imperfections of his own when I was done with him.
Maybe they meant the mathematical mean. They did assign her a number.
"She aint smelly, she's my mother."
It's probably time to change their marketing strategy.
he knows he likes it
I actually wonder if the album would have performed better if it wasn't such overt emotional blackmail.
I freaking love this story. Watching Robin Thicke fail makes me smile.
Fuck yeah, karma.
this is reminiscent of the virgin-marrying TLC show clip we were horrified with last week. Lucille 2 looks TERRIFIED.
Seems like the article is a little light on Sean Penn's woman-beatiness.
curly hair= bad hair —> no.