is there a Jason Momoa/Lisa Bonet sex tape floating around somewhere? asking for a friend
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HE IS WAY, WAY, UNREASONABLY HOT. Sorry for the caps, Nature, what the hell, spread that shit more evenly. Take 15% of his top and give it to some of us so we can be gorgeous too.
He looks like my dirty cousin.
Wait...maybe I do need that vibrating teddy bear...
Men shouldn't legally be this attractive. It's sort of ridiculous.
He's such a muscular, hairy man, but the first adjective that comes to mind is "cute." I think it's his enthusiasm.
Why do parents allow their kids to hit them??? I was waiting in line at a store and a kid who looked to be around 3 had a pacifier (he seems a bit old for a pacifier, but maybe I'm wrong) and when his mom took a book out of his hand to put it back on the shelf, he slapped her in the face. She didn't do anything! …
Cat related but making this story about me.
These stories are amazing.
I have better celeb news than this. Last night I dreamt that Barack and Michelle Obama came to a slumber party at my house. Everyone was in stripy pajamas, and we watched Harry Potter movies in the morning. Now how can I go about making this come true. kickstarter?
I think Robin Thicke needs to try emulating Marvin Gaye again.
A MILLION STARS FOR THIS STORY.
she needs to pull some kind of normcore situation stat. chill, wear your own hair, and showcase your voice.
Like a rat king!
Gaga is going for another shock factor, for more attention, but yet again she is doing it in a wrong possible way.
Even if it wasn't R Kelly in the video/song with her, how does one not go "damn this is a terribly awful no good very bad idea for a video theme?"
I almost feel a little embarrassed for Robin Thicke. Naming his album after her, the obvious song titles... it's like the celebrity version of a text/voicemail/Facebook barrage begging to be taken back. Is he going to look back in a few years and feel shame? Or is he not self-aware enough?
bad gaga, bad gaga!
Between this and having whiskey sours with Ina in yesterday's dirt bag, it's almost like Taylor Swift is on a one woman campaign to make me like her or something.
That's one of the only good things about super gross people: They start to stick to each other after a while in easy to manage clumps.