Neither do I. I'm going to take that as a compliment.

You've seen nothing until you've seen my retired steamfitter 70 year-old ex-USMC father lean out the door of his Bonneville and call you a 'selfish fucking asshole' for impatiently honking at him as he waits for a family of ducks to safely cross the road.

I really feel like I need a duck expert to explain what I just saw. How could that many ducks feed from one spot? Do they normally run between food spots instead of flying (because that seems like a waste, imho). I have so many questions.

Just keep driving. We've got an agreement. They'll get out of the way.

The flowers are off-color because any shade of white is the wrong color to backdrop someone wearing white. Duh.

Wait, when is Kanye interrupting considered "rare form?"

I honestly can't understand how people tolerated wearing that much polyester, much less wore it on purpose. I can't stand the feel of the stuff on my skin. I've tried on some vintage clothes and they were always uniformly horribly uncomfortable.

1970s

Whatever decade the Paleolithic Era was in

There was NOTHING redeeming about "fashion" in the 70s. A million little polyesters died for each and every "outfit." Plus it was the start of of mass fashion... instead of having a few good ensembles, people bought and bought and BOUGHT all this slick polyester sh!t. //sniff Good thing moi discovered vintage…

Is this even up for debate? The 70s were the ugliest by far. In all of human history.

Personally I think things got a bit ridiculous in the 1770's.

80's. Because back then, this man would've been considered a stud muffin (sorry for the picture's bigness). Why people thought those glasses were attractive remains a mystery to me.

i am really bothered by the percentage...percent of what? it makes no sense...

Well, some people don't put a price tag on their pets.

Have you seen what people spend $8K on? That's less than the depreciation on the shitty new car you probably didn't need. I'd easily spend $10K on my dog's health if I could afford it.

It doesn't give me faith in humankind, only faith in Japanese people.

Nope, this is what you get when you invade a country for no reason, disband their government and military, destroy their infrastructure, do some halfhearted "rebuilding", and then peace the fuck out.

Or the alternate title....

Sure, they are her babies.... like any other normal person's babies .... because my plan for my kids is to raise them and then drown and dry them before selling them to a pharmaceutical company.