I'm picturing these two:

Yesssss.

"LeAnn & Eddie" sound like those cousins you hate who come up from Florida once a year in their RV and you have to tolerate them to make Gramma feel like she has a loving family.

Kim has offically metamorphosed into a Realdoll(tm), North understands that she is now trapped in a fame vortex from which she has no hope of escaping until death frees her, and Kanye is disappointed to see North hasn't grown the halo he expected her to by now.

Why didn't you say no to clicking on this post? #confused

Did Italy see a dramatic increase in their GDP over this wedding, hookers-and-blow-wise?

Notice how the bride-to-be's full body is leaning toward Bill Murray. The head cock looks like at last minute she thought "oh yeah I should aknowledge my fiance." Better than what I would have done. I would have pushed him out of the photo and just had pics taken with Bill!

that hair on Ansel in those photos. He's going to feel like JT with ramen noodle hair in a few years.

Omg. Lana del Ray. STFU. Get your emotionless face and voice talking that nonsense out of my space.

he dates all of his dance partners

Now I want to hear your voice. Can you record a .wav or mp4 and upload it.

Settle down, Mark. This is more reporting than CNN has done in ages.

Can "Scary Skinny" be the opening act?

French Montana = men in berets, rounding up cattle while riding Vespas.

Color me impressed that "Us" magazine used "couldn't care less" properly.

"Kim is having second thoughts about dating Kanye"

THERE'S A GOLD STICKER. A GOLD FUCKING STICKER, Y'ALL. THAT'S, LIKE, CONFIRMATION ON A "TELEGRAM FROM HER MAJESTY" LEVEL.

Why is it always TWINS? What makes two babies more interesting in tabloid world? If I wrote for them I'd say everyone is having sextuplets.

Yikes, those photoshopped teeth are scary

PREGNANT & BETRAYED is the name of my new band!!!