Shania Twain was also mentionned in the post and she's Canadian... So one could almost say that middle-aged Americans like to go see aging Canadian and British acts in Las Vegas ;)

Is it weird to anyone else that she flies back to LA everyday? Do her kids have to stay in LA because of their father? I guess it's a short flight, people in LA sometimes commute that much in their car. But still.

As long as he can still go oral in a cave he can do whatever he wants. But I am and have always been a sucker for a mop of hair. He is just so pretty. I wonder if he is open to the possibility of escorting and how much money one would be looking at for such services. Asking for a friend.

Doesn't Channing know this is how Maude Flanders died?! Wreckless, dude. WRECKLESS!

100% of victims of violence breath air containing oxygen. Oxygen causes violence! We must get rid of it!

See the problem?

The "Irish home for unwed mothers" was a Catholic home for unwed mothers. Three paragraphs in until you mention this was "Church-run" home and only one mention on Catholic in reference to the fact that the fuckers didn't even give these kids what the fucking Church owed them?

But can you imagine how freaked out you would be to have your ex dating Rihanna? OMG what a nightmare. I'm jealous in the best of circumstances...

I though Miley's story was going to end with her twerking with her tongue out on the Selena cut-out, now I'm highly disappointed.

Yeah, if I have to choose between a cake that looks pretty but tastes blah and an ugly but delicious cake, I'll have to go with ugly cake every time. Life's too short to eat bad cake!

That is not a cake. That is several cakes that spell a thing.

... they are ugly. But do they taste good? #important questions

Is he building a snow penis? If not, why isn't he building a snow penis?

I thought "Those who produce shows like I didn't know I was pregnant and Amish Mafia shouldn't cast stones." Then the article loaded and I was like ohhh, yeah that makes sense.

seriously thought the same thing. i thought why does the channel care about what she wears?

"Say Yes to the Dress...and Put It On, Rihanna, Geez"

TLC's music, although by no means is all that great

I thought that too! "IS THIS SOME WEIRD EPISODE OF SAY YES TO THE DRESS I HAVEN'T SEEN YET???"

OHHHH TLC the musical group, not TLC the channel. Makes much more sense.

I think if this Brazilian guy is calling himself and his countrymen Latins, that's a pretty reliable indicator.

Go to the website? They live in Kelowna, BC, and that's only five hours away from me. I'm getting in my car. Right now!

I feel like this should only paired up with the right song