Wife: Chris, you're all over the news. Did you see you the article on Deadspin?

The officer described Symington as "disoriented," but cooperative.

I was totally with her until we got to here: "She later produced minutes for some of those meetings."

can "uno dos tres hahahahahahaah" be my new catchphrase?

The list of things I'd do for that dollar amount is long, humiliating, and notarized.

At least he named names! I think I hate it even more when people are passive aggressive and make barely veiled references to some banal drama in their lives. Then in order to get even more attention deflect questions or say "they know who they are" or deny that said post/update has anything to do with a specific…

I certainly think men want the extra credit for being not-assholes. They will not find it here.

Melrose Place is a really good show...

Too much Fred Armisen and Sean Hayes for me. The skit with them trying to find seats made me realize how much I dislike them.

I love her too...which is why I was so seriously disappointed in the show. I don't think I laughed out loud once...and I turned it off before the end...:-(

Laced with glass.

No, we practice hypocritical sexism based law here. Sharia law does not give a husband the right to abuse and rape his wife.

See, it's ok because he was her husband. He owns her body, so it's just kind of annoying that he knocked her out, raped her, and recorded it. Not a big fucking crime or anything. She should forgive him and go make him a sandwich.

Eisgruber, you're on the list.

They're hoarders. Of children.

Fecundivity? Yikes. I'm not sure I trust a FERTILITY dr. who can't pronounce "fecundity."

This is why religion is poison, people. It's allows otherwise good people to commit terrible choices, like risking their life, the life of a spouse, and the health of a potential child. I believe she killed the last science experiment, and the one before that has a genetic disorder. It's like Frankenstein's lab. …

Up to God you say? Well, if you're 47 years old and just had a life-threatening bout of preeclampsia along with a miscarriage, call me crazy, but maybe that's God saying it's time to hang up the pregnancy cloak...or just basic medical science.

Their lack of gratitude is very un-Christian like. They have 19 children and however many grandchildren. There are people who don't have that. Ingrates.

Side note, Michelle's uterus is visiting a psychologist.