So an 80 pound woman that looks like she's wasted on heroin shaves her eyebrows, wears clothes vaguely resembling clothing from other cultures, and this is high fashion?

Thank you, W, I'm so culturally enlightened now. Tomorrow I plan to go to my local Indian cultural center and see if I can get some monks to come to my next garden party.

Trustafarian

If this isn't a "I done with this damned white folks" face....

??????

The "lesson in making lemonade" comment is such utter bullshit it enrages.

I know. Can someone explain her face to me? Why does she look like a high school student fighting to stay awake in a hot classroom after lunch?

Who selected that model and why is she making that face.

The "props" are more striking than the white girl (that they chose to photograph with her face all lax like a dead girl). Why even include her? Is there a reason?

Coachella called and it wants it's stupid clothes back.

Wat

Baby, if you don't mind, I'll take the stairs.

This is so not something you would expect from a football coach. Cats are fucking awesome though, so bravo to him.

I really admire Granato's bravery and willingness to live in open comfort with his life choices, which apparently include going on and on and on and on about his goddamn cat when recruiters come calling.

While listening to The Smiths yesterday, I thought to myself, "Why is Morrissey such a douchebag?" I typed this query into Google and was rewarded with the following. It's definitely worth a read: http://www.cracked.com/funny-6605-mor…

Oh Morrissey. You do know the monarchy doesn't actually DO anything any more, right? I won't really go into how there have been far worse people with far more power in the British royal family before, but honestly, Prince William could be a floppy haired puppy and England would still be okay... MAYBE BETTER!

Wouldn't it be nice if the paps completely ignored her? A quick wave of the hand as if to say, "we don't care, who is next?"

Good call on the makeup. It definitely does weird things to her eyes.

Ok...why?