My cat, The Most Interesting Cat in the World, agrees.

Dirt bag or Simpsons recap?

Tootsie Burns is such a rich person name, I can hardly stand it. Also, here is my guess as to who her father is:

• Olivia Munn is dating the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers now. [E!]

Stacey Dash, who played Dionne in Clueless, is in talks to become a regular network contributor at Fox News.

This is why I'm so jealous of my pets.

Can the media make posts about how cute I am next time I fall asleep in class please?

In a way, aren't we all sleepy kitties?

I pretty much had to do this with my kitten. She'd sleep all day (like... ALL DAY) and then wake up at 11pm to run all over me for 6 hours. Literally. Run. On. Me.

Oh Steve Perry! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? Seriously! You need to counter Neil Schon and the rest of those so-called Journey posers by doing your own small venue tour.

Some night when I am in a drunken storytelling mood, y'all can gather around the campfire and Auntie Kelly will launch in a fucking 2 hour long tirade about those white freaking tights that Sherrie is wearing in that video. It killed me back in 84 and re-watching this video brought is all back.

Oh don't eeeeeven go there with me, OK? Maybe you need to find another site? I have no idea what you're posting here or what this nonsense is all about. I just don't know. If you are suggesting that we don't write about rape, I would suggest you look here.

Rihanna looked like a green clitoris. This other girl OWNS it. She wins.

Yeah. Shes pretty much that girl that brags about every workout.

She married Alec Baldwin so you know she's a complete nutcase.

Hilaria Baldwin looks annoying as shit.

I am convinced Hilaria (or Hilary, aka her real name or so I've been told) Baldwin is a shit yoga teacher for the simple fact she married Alec Baldwin. If she was a true yogini, some sort of serenity or even a tiny degree of calmness likely would have rubbed off on him. For real. Or it would be difficult to be around…

hilaria baldwin:

That's great but if you're peeved enough about the Jez programming schedule to come in here and drop this comment then maybe you should just stop clicking. That's the only thing that will make it go away.

I for one believe Beyoncé has become the mask she used to wear.