If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

I can’t believe the judge also barred him from inheriting the Earth, that’s clearly beyond her jurisdiction.

11. Created a burner account so he could comment on The Root.

This year in gif form:

Maybe he qualifies as such in 2017 because he hasn’t raped anyone.

I guess we’ll never know, because who watches Fox Sports 1.

Don’t worry; the NFL’s top notch concussion watchers are on it.

But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!

Is it a video of his honeymoon with Ciara?

Nah, Jerry Jones is clearly the one to root for here. He’s a doofus and he’s obnoxious, but he’s better than Goodell by a long shot. Hell, I’m a Giants fan, and even I can admit that I’d take Jones over Goodell any day. To complete your analogy, ketchup on steak is weird and far from ideal, but it isn’t an abomination…

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

If I played with him at the YMCA, I’d be so annoyed.

This dude lives on a totally different planet.

Trick Daddy, America

There’s a reason “Story of OJ” was the most streamed song on Tidal for months. Truth sells.

Don’t forget we east coast liberal elites need to show more empathy for these people.

lol i’m not allowed to say like half this song. but i’m gonna think the words

I find it chilling. A lot of people criticize it for being shallow, but they’re all wet—it’s actually really deep.

Maybe he decided he didn’t want to be with her. It was the ultimate ghosting.