It’s not funny but I can’t stop laughing.

And this was the whitest thing to happen all week. http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/359072-neighbors-rand-paul-neighbors-dispute-began-over-landscaping

Not cross-posted as far as I know. What, I’m not allowed to be a Jalop and black?  Joking aside, I was more-or-less agreeing with you that it’s a terrible car...and that he’s an idiot.

There’s lots of things a Dodge Avenger is... “sports car” isn’t one of them.

About White Folks and Drugs, Richard Pryor said it best:

I’m sure they’ll be heavily represented in Friday’s Clapback Mailbag.

White privilege literally means never having to say you’re sorry.

And nobody better bring out the trolls in this article. Keep them silent on this post. They have every other space in the world, don’t give them this one.

Just like when white people use drugs there’s an “opioid epidemic”

Trypto the Dark Side

The prolapse of the pro game.

Non-dominant handed masturbation.

I visited a Turkey Hole at a truck stop once. I won’t say which end I was on, but I will say I was very sleepy afterwards

How can people with open plan even have dinner parties? All the dirty dishes are sitting there staring you in the face and some lame-o is sure to offer to start washing them, and then insisting, and then your glamorous party becomes a hootenany of chores instead of the Algonquin Round Table like you’d hoped.

I want to give the person who screamed “open concept sucks” at the property brothers a medal. I have already told my spouse, when it comes time to house buying, I hate open concept with a fiery passion. I want a huge kitchen. Massive. The size of my fucking apartment right now. And I want doors and walls around it so…

God, that’s the best. Just shoot it right into my veins.

“We’re going to keep winning and make it all the way safely into the playoffs, just like the Donner Party”

What he doesn’t realize is that the playoffs are the iceberg.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”