I get it, bro. I do this same thing all the time for my younger self.

“Merry Ex-Mas - An ex-girlfriend shows up to haunt her boyfriend on Christmas after ghosting him. Starring Vanessa Hudgens.”

I remember Living Lightning too! But the one that hit me was Kyle Rayner.

The title is misleading.

Poor Tariq-ans - As a Puerto Rican, I find this HILARIOUS and I am dead.

How could I have been so fucking stupid!!!

You can add Mark Wahlberg and Casey Affleck as the ne’er do well best friend and unruly little brother who gets into “bah” fights over whether the ‘01 Pats could take the ‘17 version, respectively.

There was an Eminem verse in there?

I love Mos Def/Yasiin Bey and find him to be one of the most lyrically gifted MCs of all time, but you must have bumped your head or something. Black Thought left that whole video set in ruins when he was done.

Have a star for the “Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie,” as it should be!

+1 self congratulatory “yeah, Jeets.”

Who wears shoes WITHOUT socks to begin with?? I own two pair of ‘snockers’ and I STILL wear socks with them.

I’m in advertising and I see this shit ALL. THE. TIME. I am usually the ONLY minority in the group and have to seriously ask some of the people “What in the actual Caucasity are you doing???” Others I just side eye the hell out of them, give them a stop it and then move on. Can’t fight ALL the battles.

In & Out is just a high class McDonald’s... which is trash. I mean if you want a trash burger, and sometimes you do, then fine, do your thing. I myself have been known to eat a couple of McD’s cheeseburgers and fries for the simple fact that I needed that garbage at the time.

Ok Chad, allow me to explain: (You will not have to substitute the actual name of your friend here. His name will invariably be Chad. Or Sarah. But probably Chad. Even if her name is Sarah, feel free to call her Chad. )

I think you mean Michi-ganites.

I recently sat down with a 19 year old and we were talking music. We were going back and forth on a lot of the new artists, Anderson.Paak, Travis Scott, some of the mumble rappers. I think we both got a lot of insight into what music could be. But then the miracle of miracles happened... I turned HIM on to Run The…