:( But we’ve never even met.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

“The first thing I’m thinking is there’s some pedophile trying to buy my grandson an Xbox,” Watts’ grandmother Saundra said. “So I’m like, I’m going to bust up in there and bust his bubble.”

Yeah, I’m sure she put chicken into her own car and then called the cops just to get all those sweet, sweet death threats and racial slurs that are gonna be thrown her way for talking about this. I mean, don’t most Black people just make up instances of racism? Like, we even go so far as to hack people’s Facebook and…

Let’s Forget Some Guys

I’m not sure if a Jets coach could name 5 current players.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

It’s a sad state of affairs when this country was incensed because they saw a tit on TV, yet saw fit to put a dick in the White House.

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

Unless you are Titus.

Just because Bey does it, doesn’t mean you should, too.

Low key....I just discovered that Dr. Pepper is a great addition to bbq sauce if you’re making it from scratch.

And Dr. Pepper tastes like medicine, doesnt change the fact that we will still be serving it.

UGH! The only time I ever drank RC Cola was out our family cookouts. I swore I never saw it sold anywhere, but someone would always show up with it.

Perhaps describe it as a “black barbecue-off” so that the theme explains why white folks aren’t invited? You wouldn’t invite non-”Game of Thrones” fans to a “Game of Thrones” party; same thing. And if they say “well how you would you feel if I didn’t invite you to a whites-only barbecue?” you can answer with…

So a question for my fellow blacks: Just because we are “friends”, do we really have to invite mfers to the barbecue? I mean barbecues are when we are at our blackest...playing spades, dominoes and horseshoes and ballrooming... next they are gonna be asking to play and shit... I don’t have the desire nor the time foe…

Coke vs Pepsi? RC Cola vs Dr. Pepper, so now I have to look at you with suspicion.

/closed-toe dance shoes only; learned the hard way