Nope, it’s genuineness. I don’t want to know, nor do I need to know, the name of this dumbass show.

Wait, hold on, it’s not called All Takes Matter?

Seriously, I’m Canadian, we don’t get FS1 up here.

Although we do love the channel for changing format and giving us Jay & Dan back.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

“Can’t hurt.”

No. That’s called strategy.

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

Keep telling yourself that.

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

Lol, sure they are.

Where the fuck do you buy five Klan hoods?

It makes me absurdly happy reading those chortling texts between Drew and the other Deadspin writers about the early parts of that game. I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in that, but fuck it.

It makes me absurdly happy reading those chortling texts between Drew and the other Deadspin writers about the early parts of that game. I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in that, but fuck it.

Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

 In fairness to the Falcons, the Patriots waited for Freeman to be where they wanted him and then launched Hightower at him. Gameplanning matchups. The Edelman catch is as good a catch as the SB will see - some of those you lose. See helmet and Kearse.
Belichick required McDaniels and his team to have a bunch of…

that’s an insult to garbage. garbage never killed anyone...on purpose.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!