I'm with you. I think all major milestones in a man or woman's life should be shared and celebrated with the ones they love, especially parents.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

If your dad won't give you his 240z, then just wait.

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Any shaving soap (used with a mug and a brush). Williams is cheap on Amazon

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Dirk actually learned the shakes from watching Lamar Odom at practice.

Pretty sure you have just described Ridiculousness.

If only there were some sort of illustrations on one of the most viewed sites on the net then MAYBE I would be better.

This is going to put ESPN's new show "Josh.0", hosted by Josh McDaniels, in a very awkward position.

I thought this was going to be a one line article saying, "because he is a horrible person"

Michael Bennett: CUT THE MUSIC!!!!! What I'd like right now is for all you scraggly, skinny jean wearing, local culture stomping, gentrifying New York douschebags to keep the noise down... while I take my robe off and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive!!

Until the Steelers game, the Jets had been doing a spectacular Owen Hart.

Every Play The Bears Ran Was The Most Disastrous Play Of Week 10

11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

The band immediately attempting to distance itself from the suit

So... what you're saying is: success doesn't depend on who you replace Drew Bledsoe with, just replace him.

Bledsoe would've been perfect, until he got hurt during filming and some unknown stagehand could've stood in for him and started his.....(NFL narrator voice)....PATH TO IMMORTALITY!

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"