The fact that he considers mass-produced seasoning packets a "little known trick" is the cooking equivalent of his "little known coaching tactic" of screaming at people.

A Schiano Man's passion burns hot enough to cook bacon thoroughly regardless of its juxtaposition on a cooking surface.

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Whose Defensive Line Is It Anyway?

Sanchez was never able to play to his potential in NY. The Jets are poison.

im pretty sure everyone watching was surprised as well.

That's an offensive player!

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Hey, pal: if you don't want to hear slurs when listening to an NFL broadcast, I recommend you just mute your TV! You can turn the volume back up after they're done interviewing Joe Namath.

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

Cavs' Old Court: [attends local university on football scholarship]
Cavs' Old Court: [suffers career ending knee injury]
Cavs' Old Court: [plans on becoming a physical therapist]
Cavs' Old Court: [knocks up Brenda, his high school sweetheart]
Cavs' Old Court: [gets married]
Cavs' Old Court: [drops out of college]
Cavs' Old…

Wait. Is She-Gambit a thing? Fuck you. You made that up. You drew that in study hall in sixth grade and hope Kevin Feige is gonna see it and hire you. I know how this shit works. THEY NEVER CALL, MAN. LET IT GO.

Gronk is just excited that he gets to go to Dairy Queen after the game.

"Eh, we're good"

Never thought I'd work that hard to unmute ESPN.

So wait: Sean's mom is Peter King?

I look forward to the follow-up stories from guys caught masturbating in their offices at work after reading Kylie's.

I kinda want to pick Gruden because he would just get drunk and start telling me who is a pussy and who isn't (SPOILER: Gruden thinks they're all pussies)