Yeah, but what they don't tell you is that Sally set the fire.

The cat shortly after the rescue.

+6 the other way

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

who is Jhonny Football? a Dominican guy?

Mallett also announced that, as of this trade, he is changing his last name. In Houston he will be known as "Croquet-Thingy."

That's not his curmudgeon routine. That's his Shawn Kemp routine.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

"Ere I waited seemingly a fortnight for myne Stuffed Crust Pizza to come 'hither. Myne server was verily NOT of good stock. Thy should be wary, forsooth! Yon, we shan't return."

Leave it to a Christian school to start off with a big return

Snoop Dogg on:

Artist formerly known as How Do I Stay Relevant.?

It's not all Haley's fault. His top two running backs couldn't keep their facemasks out of the grass.

Coach Tomlin this is the Snizzle Dizzle fo shizzle dizzle my nizzle. We ain't won shizzle since this nizzle has been in the hizzie. Fire this nizzle foel!!!

Ahem, it's a Banana Republic sweater. TAKE THAT.

Tying a North Face around your waist: because you can take the kid out of a prep school, but...

Like his hero Steve McNair, at least he took a shot.