Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

See?? They want to be in our pools.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

Schuab looks like he's coming to let you know he did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year-old.

I'm going Rollerblade on this one, folks. Rollerblade all the way.

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

"I can see how men who like to play with hoses could be a distraction."

Is the Texans the worst nickname in major pro sports?

This comparison by Jenkins looks even weaker when you consider Fred Flintstone's direct inspiration, Ralph Kramden. I man, what kind of "abusive husband" would consistently offer to send his wife on expensive trips to the moon?

He's right. If anything, Rice is more like Bamm-Bamm.

Next thing you know they'll be closing the Josh Brent Driving Academy.

Sanders promised to tackle the issues head on, but I think we know how that will turn out.

Guy's not as dumb as he looks. If the Sixer's don't win it this season he still has another cheek for 2016.

I'm surprised this commercial got made. When Jon Lester was directed to tip his hat at the Yankee great while standing on the rubber, he initially balked at the idea.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

Not true. He could die, like Matt Schaub.

I still like the mural. I won't let a little black face paint set back years of hard work.

More coming soon on this, obviously.