Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

Anybody else thinking "What is an empire waist?"

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

I don't think the Heat will have to worry about Wade. He hasn't been able to exercise in years.

Not to worry, Tom. Things get misconstrued in 140 characters. Chris Broussard also sent a follow-up tweet: "...on Dwayne Wade. Funeral services will be held on Thursday."

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

It doesn't matter what LeBron wears, just as long as he is there.

Meanwhile, when reached for comment, a drunken All Sport stumbled out of its trailer and vomited in some dead bushes shortly before passing out in the neighbors' lawn.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Jordan would have EASILY fixed the A/C with no hand checking allowed.

Jordan would have fixed the A/C

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

People selling their rap CDs. "I am a cross between Macklemore and Jay-Z." Ok, well I am a cross between believing you are full of shit and not willing to part with $10.00.

THANKS OBAMA.

In the Texas school system brains are just a theory and therefore are not taught.

Tough, but correct decision here. There's nothing more important than the safety of the people who watch other people destroy their brains.

"Buy Milk and Honey Original Café Mix"

You can love sports and not be a fuckhead about it.

I work from St. Petersburg, so you'll never know if I'm drunk at work or not.