Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

I never thought my life would come to the point where I am clicking a link for a backstory on a guy throwing a raccoon...but here we are...

Heyooooooo!

Yeah. According to the team, the cat will be throwing out a hair ball.

That's nothing; the Yankees just signed the dog.

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

I think it's safe to say that this is the only time you'll see that stadium drawing.

The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

This is unquestionably the first time I've ever been accused of being short-winded.

Say what you will, but this is a really baller move. Game recognize game.

Kerridge would have been better off at UNC. No one there would have given a shit about his missed assignments.

Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]

I think this is great for the Browns. The fanbase, and the whole city really, should be fired up.

They should make a movie about the Browns draft!!

Tim Tebow was not mentioned on either broadcast.

You're just a hater. When the Browns are in 1th place let's see you run your mouth then!

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

The Jaguars' request was denied, as Hard Knocks is for NFL teams only.

The Jaguars are begging for show rights, as this would be their best opportunity to appear on TV in years.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!