Attention, naysayers! Allow me to submit for your shutting-the-fuck-up now, Hottentot Venus. Educate yourself because I no longer have the patience.

No joke, this old sack of balls got his BA from Trinity College in 1962, which is precisely one billion years ago. Also, seven years before the school became coed. So he knows exactly 0.0000 about what he is talking about.

Holy crap. They're pretty.

John Green is good at writing girls (when he does, which isn't often: he obviously likes writing boys a lot better, and most of his other stuff is about boys pining for elusive Manic Pixie Dream Girls: Alaska Young, Margo Roth Spiegelman). But Maggie Stiefvater remains the best. She's really good at creating complex…

Because Hazel is a girl and she's grappling with the concepts of death and love and loss, and she's smart and the book is funny (very funny, in fact: most of it, anyway) and touching. Of course she relates.

You can watch his youtube videos where he talks about her as well. Esther was one of the first nerdfighters, and she died before the book was published.

The weird way some of them are pronouncing "Slenderman" immediately reminded me of the Spiderman scene from Friends...

I feel like this is the footage they wanted to use.

After reading your comment, I googled Third Eye Blind to remember why they were popular and was greeted with the headline, Why does Smash Mouth hate Third Eye Blind? and now I want to encourage more hilarious feuds between mediocre 90's bands.

I didn't need Staind to tell me that Staind fans were pieces of shit. That's where the term "shitstain" comes from. But...I kind of respect him for this. My little sister recently went to a Third Eye Blind concert for nostalgic reasons, and she says the lead singer got into a rant about: "If you're gonna crowd surf,…

I still prefer to believe the grapefruit story as told by my future ex-husband Aziz.

They're such a fucking gorgeous couple.

Oh, if you want to feel really old, watch the one with kids trying to figure out a Walkman:

TBQH, it makes me feel even more hopeless that other people have this problem even *without* the scarlet T pinned to their chests.

I doubt that you really want to know the science behind it, because it is not hard to find out that many trans people seem to have underlying neural architecture that differs from the gender that they present as. Thus their sense of proprioception, which is your awareness of your body, how it moves, how it occupies…

Emma Thompson's wedding dress... (But Mama June's realtree wedding dress... yowza.)

This is where American fails in science education.

Can't a girl want to grow up to be an engineer and want to wear a tiara as well?