ThatChickMelly
ThatChickMelly
Mar 16 2016
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Its ok. A woman’s body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Oct 30 2014
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Did no one notice their names are Ann and Jerry Rice??? ANN RICE AND JERRY RICE???

Oct 9 2014
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Wait. But if he's saying that both people are virgins going into marriage, and that there's no infidelity, and that both are clean....then isn't he right?

Sep 27 2014
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Holy crap this kid is amazing. I barely remember my 7 years of spanish!

Sep 23 2014
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They really should have gone with "Fraternal Initiative for Safety and Health" FISH! IT"S FISH!

Sep 21 2014
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We care because this family has made their careers out of a uterus and their ultra conservative family values. If it were anyone else we wouldn't be giving a shit.

Aug 17 2014
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But...he used information from a site where people sign up with the INTENTION of cheating! I call bullshit.

Aug 15 2014
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Ooo! Ooo! I have one!
I was working retail at Avenue (the plus size store for women over 50, oh my god their clothes were so ugly...)
This older woman comes in, and I help her to the best of my ability. We get a couple dresses, a couple tops, and she's ready to check out.
As she's paying she says "I'm not really fat, you Read more

Aug 15 2014
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Tears. I wish I was there my dear, totally would have helped. I'm so sorry.

Aug 14 2014
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In related news, multi-multi-millionaire julia louis-dreyfus stays in shitty hotel rooms JUST LIKE US!

Aug 5 2014
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I got pulled over doing 93 in a 55 on 95 in Northern VA about 10 years ago in a 98 Civic. Went to court a month later and they wanted to give me 10 days in jail. Thankfully I was a 22 year old girl and BAWLED MY EYES OUT and the prosecutor took pity on me. I ended up with a $150 fine. Boo yah.