...Raise his wife? What does that even mean??

Its ok. A woman’s body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Did no one notice their names are Ann and Jerry Rice??? ANN RICE AND JERRY RICE???

Wait. But if he's saying that both people are virgins going into marriage, and that there's no infidelity, and that both are clean....then isn't he right?

nerdfighter?

Holy crap this kid is amazing. I barely remember my 7 years of spanish!

They really should have gone with "Fraternal Initiative for Safety and Health" FISH! IT"S FISH!

We care because this family has made their careers out of a uterus and their ultra conservative family values. If it were anyone else we wouldn't be giving a shit.

Peeking into a 3rd floor window would be creepy as fuck.

But...he used information from a site where people sign up with the INTENTION of cheating! I call bullshit.

Ooo! Ooo! I have one!
I was working retail at Avenue (the plus size store for women over 50, oh my god their clothes were so ugly...)
This older woman comes in, and I help her to the best of my ability. We get a couple dresses, a couple tops, and she's ready to check out.
As she's paying she says "I'm not really fat, you…

Totally thought you meant tears by "hysterics"...I was scared.

In related news, multi-multi-millionaire julia louis-dreyfus stays in shitty hotel rooms JUST LIKE US!

Um...TakePART Live.

^Should never be moved out of grey

Yea, greys weren't SO bad...

Damn I feel old as shit. Who are these people?!?

I got pulled over doing 93 in a 55 on 95 in Northern VA about 10 years ago in a 98 Civic. Went to court a month later and they wanted to give me 10 days in jail. Thankfully I was a 22 year old girl and BAWLED MY EYES OUT and the prosecutor took pity on me. I ended up with a $150 fine. Boo yah.

Two stories.

Yep, all about Jack Stack. Especially their beans.