I think you missed the lede here.

As a Jewish person I'm wondering where the fuck my connections are.

Just tell her she won't be allowed around the baby until you see a note from the doc saying she's gotten it.

I'm so so sorry :(

Is that Kid President?

Thanksgiving Pie flavored Jello Shots

Happy to help :) Your grandma sounds awesome :)

The river across the street from my store flooded. I lived closest. Guess who had to wade through a foot of water to let the insurance guys in?

I was working Christmas Eve at a Blockbuster and had a group of 15-16 year olds try to break down the windows just after closing because we wouldn't let them in.

To be fair, Kelly Clarkson has a 50/50 chance of being right...

Are you going? Maybe you can bring some stuff. Or call a local grocery store and order some stuff to be delivered for her.

I second PandoraBoxx, and I hope you don't ever feel guilty about going out that night. Being a full time caregiver is HARD and you deserved the break

Is the issue that she's bringing less food? Did you ASK her to make more, or did everyone just say "This is what I'm making, how about you?" - cause, ya know, maybe she's a terrible cook and doesn't want to subject you all to it. Or maybe she's having financial trouble you don't know about and gravy and pie are…

At one point in my life I was living in low-income housing. Within a block of my apartment was a McDonalds, a KFC, a Taco Bell, a Wendy's, AND an Arby's. All literally in the same intersection.

Don't quote me, but I think the mascot girl is modeled after the inventor - Debra Sterling.

Hoping/hopping is WAY better than rapping/raping

Hoping/hopping is WAY better than rapping/raping

Maybe its your browser? Cause it's working just fine on my year old computer running Chrome...

I had missed the BSB gesticulations for so LONG!