For YOU Ms. Reynolds

Do a lot of people in Miami go around with fake legs?

She's seriously beautiful. Totally my type. 10 out of 10.

Scroll down would be more pleasant than scroll up...

Before was at least more visually interesting (not just cause of the purdy ladez). That is one UGLY ass website.

I really hope the blogger decides to take it upon themselves to give her $100,000 so she NEVER has to suffer the indignity of wearing an outfit more than once EVER AGAIN.

"It was hearing a lot of food in the advanced search"

Does that mean you sound like this???

Pizza insalata is definitely a thing, but the way you laid it out made it seem like that was the ONLY kind of pizza they served...which would be sacrilegious.

Bah! The world would be a lot more exciting if my grandmother could dig up a femur under her roses now and then!

Captions for your boyfriend. They've saved me and my mom from a LOT of hate.

Just hit pause whenever she starts talking. You don't miss anything AND it doesn't take 2 hours to get through a sitcom.

:D

maaaade it...that's why the spelling is all flucked up :/

Eiffel Unicorn. Duh.

Aaaaaand now "Murder Abortion" is stuck in my head.

He...wants them to dress like hobos? This is an improvement over Emory's standard wear?

Is "murder abortion" what they're calling it now?

Eh, he's 37. Safe zone. :)