ThatChickMelly
ThatChickMelly
ThatChickMelly

I got a fortune the other day that said:

It makes me wish I was 14 and living in Kentucky. I seriously want to go here.

I'm sorry love. Mine passed a couple months ago. *hugs*

If we're talking dream bathrooms, why would you restrict yourself? GO ALL OUT DARK LORD!

Totally. Hang a sprinkler from the ceiling. EXACTLY THE SAME, BUT FOR POORS.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I was all "What does the Dark Tower have to do with bad art?"

More and more guys I've dated in the last couple years have requested I don't shave AT ALL. I still clean up since I'm italian and my bush is more like creeping ivy than a rhododendron, but at least 3 guys in the last 2 years have said they MUCH prefer bush.

Just imagine what he'd do to a Thomas Kincaide painting!

Awwww, she's hugging her dinner!

Now playing

As a Melanie who's few pop culture claim to fame's include a song about a girl stalking a boy via roller skates, Melanie Griffith and her weird lips, and the pushover from Gone With the Wind, I vote yes on the Melanie meme.

GORG

I need tomboy bridesmaid ideas. Assuming I ever find the right dude, my 2 best friends are TOTAL tomboys.

Then WAAAAAAAAY too many Cory's are riding BMX.

Is Audrina's Cory Cory Hart? The same BMX Cory who was married to Pink?

I think thats the first time I've heard Grumpy meow...and it was perfect.

I just talked to one of the customer service girls on zodee.com.au (one of 2 sites that carry these) and she said my US 20 would be an AU 22....if that helps.