So...he sounds like a total fucking psycho...

There aren't a ton of female characters in that movie (sadly) so I'm going with party guest.

Did you make Lugo or rent him? And did he say "Sawa...fwend" all night? Cause I totally would have.

He promotes healthy eating now and says "cookies are a sometimes food"

Honestly, it just seems like you're really jealous that I'm happy with myself while being able to enjoy life to the fullest. Those are your own issues dude, stop trying to shame me.

Ahhhh! Help! The cheesecake is burning my eyes!!

Ugh, people who call food "poison" are frikkin pretentious and annoying. The Nazi's didn't fill chambers with Alfredo sauce.

And you're fatphobic. See? I can call people names too!

Yes, well, the difference is smokers endanger those around them with second hand smoke, and alcoholics can kill people by driving drunk. The only person who's "suffering" from me being fat is me - and the people who are fatphobic. And I'm in perfect health - no diabetes, no high cholesterol.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Food is yummy. I like feeling pleasure. I am not willing to give up something that makes me happy just so you don't have to look at my fat ass. Sorry.

I'm fat cause food is yummy and I hate working out. I'm fine with that. I'm one of the most body pos people you'll ever meet. And I like that I know guys are into me for my mind, even if that pool of dudes is smaller than it would be if I lost 100 lbs. I've always said "If I'm 80 and look back over my life and see an…

This thread wins all the internets.

Honesty. Tell him all the nuances of how the fight made you feel, how his words hurt - especially since they're so out of character. But do it all calmly, it's important to get these things out in the open - cause one "you can be such a BITCH" that really stings and isn't dealt with can fester and just make you…

Agreed. No other names need to be mentioned. And they'd get the Whedon fandom automatically.

I <3 This American Life. Even thinking about getting this tattoo.

I always said Fat Don't Crack.

Thank you! I was restricted to PBS in the 80s, and my dad's balls and mom's ovaries in the 70's so I missed a lot of pop culture :)

Why was Charo a thing?

Charo dances like my 3 year old niece, just sort of flinging herself around vaguely to the beat.

Damn you and this thread. Now I'm starving.