Ugh. "Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Leak!"
I was with them till then. Very sweet, very romantic, a little too god-y for my taste, but then I'm not the one in white.

Yea. I'd back off. Just be like "Look, you're not giving me what I expect/need out of this, and I feel like you're just not that into me, so I'm moving on". He'll either come around and recognize that dating someone - even casually - means making time for them once in a while, or you'll find someone way better. :)

#ThisIsAbuse #OfYourHashtag #Privileges #JCP #ForShame

Starred for starring Tom Baker

You can use the same dental floss, just not the SAME STRAND.

OF ALL TIME

Or if Sandler could just stick to his Punch Drunk Love/Spanglish/Funny People oeuvre I'd be ok. Anything is better than Jack & Jill.

On the plane as they fly in lol

Edit: Should have read the other comments first.

Think how fast your morning routine would be if you could shit shower and shave all at the same time!

Enrico Colantoni

Looks EXACTLY like Gianni Versace

"This is not what I expected from life..."

Second best.

Done. And I'm in a red state. I don't know if it will do any good, but at least I've made my voice heard. I also tweeted and wrote to Speaker Boner.

I love you Lindy. Be my bestie and make fun of bad tv with me forever??

Thats a really good idea, thanks!

Thats a really good idea, thanks!

I've been thinking about getting a bunny, but the one person I know who's had one REALLY isn't a pet person and had nothing good to say about it :/

Can we have a 3 way best friendship?