ThatChickMelly
ThatChickMelly
ThatChickMelly

And I love that lip color on her. Fierce.

I have AWFUL cramps (we're talking all the way around my body from my ribs to my knees) and always just assumed since EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE was contracting, that explained all the poo. But it's nice to have proof. And to know I'm not alone lol.

To be fair, I think we're all ready for the mullet to come back. Amirite?

Be thankful. I got a REALLY LOUD Outback Steakhouse.

That's the hippoyest dog I've ever seen. I bet he gives awesome slobbery kisses.

Jersey.

So...all those adults in the vid who DID snatch it out of a kids hands?

They were keeping it as proof for the Douchebag of the Year Award. It's a tough competition.

I was really in the mood for 12 almonds...anyone want to split it?

Hey Laura? How about you just make me a playlist with all the awesome stuff you find? It would be so much easier for me.

SoA is pretty fabulous, give it a shot.

I will now post this on everyone's walls for their birthday. No more generic "happy bday!" from ThatChick, nosireebob. ThatChick's birthday posts will be both memorable and adorable.

Little people dressed in S&M gear

Lena? Is that you?

This is not.

Lena Dunham at her best.

Yes, but at least Gawker remains READABLE. There aren't dates or bylines anywhere, and the search feature apparently doesn't exist any more, and WTF is up with that comment window??

Ugh. I can't even bring myself to go to Slate after the redesign. I want to know who had the brilliant idea to stack all the ads in the center of the page. Its literally the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

No, flattering means it makes you look your best, no matter your size. I wear a 20 and find clothes that flatter my shape. And I'm poor. The dress did nothing for her. It made her look MUCH larger than she actually is and was literally hanging off her at points. The color was great on her skin, I wasn't a fan of the

The dress was ugly. I have nothing against Lena, and I'm WAAAY bigger than her, so no size shaming from me, but girl. You have money. Wear a dress that fits and flatters.