Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I don't know, can the summer's day make me a fucking sandwich?

And a vegan. His sandwiches are now comprised of stacked raw veggies.

Its his fault for going in when Steve was obviously looking away...oh JGL, adorably awkward just like US!

The thing that makes JGL hot - besides the eyes, outrageous bod, smile, and talent - is that he genuinely seems like an awesome guy. Sweet, funny, smart, doesn't take himself too seriously... UGH I want one :(

Thanks! :)

Thanks for introducing me to new and awesome music Laura :)

Yes. Please.

Plus, if you drop food THEY CATCH IT FOR YOU!

Why do we suddenly need deodorant to make our armpits "accelerate the natural skin renewal process and reduce dark marks"?

The lambo does look like it was going pretty fast for a residential neighborhood in BK (usually about 30 MPH posted), but the Mazda definately didn't come to a full stop before that turn. I say they're both in the wrong.

So YOU'RE the one who stole melimel! I challenge you to a duel...and commiseration over the melanie/melony/melody/melissa scandal.

Almost like he KNEW he was sitting through 3 hours of bull and wouldn't get an award for that crappy Phil Spector movie...hmmm

I'm with you. If I found out my kid were a republican...or worse a libertarian...I'd have to disown them. Immediately. 12 year olds can work, right?

Not to mention, a lot of the comments - at least the ones I've read so far - are defending her and attacking anyone who dares troll. And maybe thats what she needs to see right now, that we're here, and we won't stand for this shit.

Ditto. Mine said all this shit would help her become a stong woman, who no one will be able to fuck with.

YES! And I just love that show in general. It's made me question whether I shouldn't have just majored in Rec Sci and lived at camp FOREVER

I'm in a really similar position (upper middle upbringing, lots of great experience in my field, currently making less than my rent per month, living off the generosity of Dad, no car, no boyfriend, crippling depression) so if you want to be my internet bestie, I'm down.

Congrats!!

I saw Jelly's Last Jam on Broadway in middle school with my folks (not a movie, I know, hush) and TOTALLY SAW GREGORY HINES' HARDON!!! Ok, it was covered by boxers, and just after a sex scene, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't in the stage notes.

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