Our Maisie is all grown up, [sniff], it feels like it was just yesterday when she was stabbing her first ruffian in the gut...

You know what? No shame in her game. She’s an adult and can do whatever the fuck she wants. The Miley shamers sound like pearl clutching republicans. One worry about my own progressive base is how fucking close minded and judgey we tend to be at times.

Can you not call him a moron? Can you call him a rape apologist and psychopath. Moron just doesn't quite cover how fucking insane his thinking is.

My guess would be that they found it inside a police officer’s pocket. Black people are notoriously skilled at smuggling contraband inside police officers’ pockets.

I love men. I just hate you.

the Iraqi army, peshmerga, the U.S., Turkey and Iran, are all doing the absolute minimum

I really hope you can learn a little empathy for other people’s experiences in the coming school year. That, and possibly some grammar.

The shakes are from the excess of power coursing through your veins, that power which coffee alone can grant.

Huh. I drink day-old coffee that’s been sitting in my French press overnight on my kitchen counter. It’s fine.

Did Meloni attempt to hump her like a refrigerator?

Your existence is gross. Go away.

I think that doing something brave and good at one point in time does not preclude someone from being a rapist at another. He can be both.

Easy. Don’t act like an asshole while wearing it.

“Claire, did you bring your kneepads?”

selfie stick

stop.

Well, since she’s the one who’d be getting the abortion, it’s really her personal beliefs that matter in this situation, not yours, isn’t it?

She is in this predicament because of medical malpractice. She nor her personal beliefs are responsible the sheer negligence of the clinic’s staff.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

Nope! The purpose of breathing is to bring in oxygen, yes, but also get rid of carbon dioxide.