Nothing could be more appropriate than replacing Jackson with a Cherokee woman. Absolutely nothing.

During a recent transaction, an elderly woman handed me a twenty and said, with eyes a’twinklin’ “Did you hear they might put a woman on the 20 dollar bill? I’d love to see that before I go...” And then we both melted into a puddle of feelings.

He seems happy? Shouldn’t he be allowed to look however he wants without having to worry about who he is or isn’t representing in the LGBT community?

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

If my (future, hypothetical wife) isn't outraging the respectable class, then I will be a little disappointed.

yeah, you’d think at some point the money he’s costing them would make the voters get rid of Arpaio, but Arizona gonna Arizona.

The county had previously paid more than $68 million in judgments, settlements and legal fees for the sheriff’s office during Arpaio’s 22-year tenure.

Arizona fucking sucks big donkey balls.

In a Wednesday press conference, Arpaio noted that the settlement was a good business decision since the girl’s family had initially sued for $30 million.

This is absolutely true which is what I said in the post.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

Amazed that someone in fashion stated that it's preferable to be happy than fashionable. She won me with that one.

Canned chickpeas, I ain’t got no time for soaking!

I know how to do all that stuff. I’m over it. I can make hummus. I can roast a chicken. I can bake a layer cake. I know how to do those things. I don’t want to.

Partner lectured me when I was leaving the firm for a $35,000 bump in salary, telling me he was worried I couldn’t hack it and I should really think about the impact of my long hours if I planned to have a family.

I’m a strong advocate for burning every things down.

Thanks for these posts. What I hate is behavior correction. For example, I was working in the library with a colleague, in an area that allows conversation. As two young PhD students working on a joint presentation for a workshop we were attending, we discussed rather quietly the outline of the talk. An older man (who…

Phone call between my husband and cold calling boiler room stock broker:

Your cat does it because science. My (husband’s) cat does it because he’s a dick. He’s sitting on the kitchen counter, making eye contact, and shoving things off one at a time. It’s not even close to mealtime. I’m not getting up or reacting. He just wants to remind me that he does what he wants.

There is a reason we…

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