This all stems from the concept that *children aren't really people.*

How many times do you hear the same sort of person speak of their offspring as if they were some sort of animate property instead of as if they were fully human creatures?

You just won my internet.

The first time I heard about this loon was when I read a rebuttal to her tirade against beer. Then I read some of her crap. Then I had to drink some beer.

Believe it or not, chains usually have some sort of web monitoring thing that will catch references to their company in public places like social networking and comment sections. It's creeeeeeeeepy. My bestie just informed me that a Certain Chain Pharmacy which has a name like a vertical slab and the color of leaves…

I need to create that pictured scallop dish in my kitchen.

Now.

OK now let me read the stories.

I live in Montgomery and I literally wish this man would hurry up and quit existing.

As a geek I'd find that romantic as fuck.

Forced vaccination would be viewed as "an act of oppression and tyranny on the part of the vaccinator, and will convert the practitioner… into an agent of aggression."

/ovaries

I'm a master control operator and I am paid to watch that show (unfortunately—except my pay is kinda nice). I'm so happy it's on auto-run so I can tag promos or read Jez while the show is on. The absolute last nail in the coffin was when he had that Long Island Con Artist on and suggested that shit like that could…

This is an awesome idea if it worked like it's supposed to. Instead, the pink-shaded bullshit crap girly cartoons my bestie's daughter watches on her profile end up showing up on MY selections in MY profile and crowd out all my SF/Horror/Thriller/Superhero lovelies. I want to puke every time I log in. And I log in…

Oh lordy if you ever have been a 411 operator you get to know some of the most amazing names. I once got a real actual not a joke request for Michael Hunt (the caller specifically said, "it's Michael, not Mike, as I'm sure you'll understand why").

Then there was a customer for our now-defunct conference calling…

I'm a big fan of coconut milk myself. I also learned how to make your own nut milks and have been *meaning* to try making pecan milk out of the nuts from my yard. Meaning, but lazy.

You must forgive me....I'm so glad I went to the bathroom before reading that. I am at work and would not have been able to go home and change my drawers.

Would be awfully awesome advice IF:

The system were geared so that the average woman *could* do just that, you know, with the same alacrity as the average man.

Hello, "Because America." Weren't you reading? =) =)

"Obviously this makes me feel like a terrible person"

No it doesn't or she would not have asked the question in the first place.

I second that side-eye.

Signed,
The 45 year old who said "nope nope nope" to ever leaving the goth phase.

it's keeping kids safe from accidentally ingesting Dowd-levels of pot candy.

So why do we still sell bleach or drain cleaner?