Why are his companions hiding behind things? Is it because they are afraid the methane produced by the pile of compost he thinks with might ignite?

I get all my roommates, male or female, to close the toilet when I show them the University of Michigan study on how far toilet water particulates can go when you flush. Their toiletries are within that radius. They aren't very keen on the idea of brushing their teeth with their own poo.

I remember them when I was in Korea for a year (courtesy of the USAF). They weren't in the apartment I lived in, but I noticed quite a few bars had them.

The gal I babysit for brought a stool for her daughter to use in climbing onto the toilet. I give it a reason to name it twice now. Never pooped better in my life.

I think some folks just don't have a body reaction to it the same as the genpop. My daughter doesn't even feel any effects from its use.

Um...there's really not much that's sexier than mutual consent. How could that ruin sex?

((hugs))

Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and South Carolina

And that, folks, is why I've stayed celibate for 8.5 years and running.

"I think it's a mistake to attribute the behavior here to "simply not knowing"and conflate it with being disadvantaged economically."

I just want to thank you for saying that. Just because you're dirt poor doesn't mean you can't afford to pay attention.

Hell, treat the entire human population of your household. Thankfully, human head lice evolved specifically to inhabit only the specific environment of human bodies and will not willingly hitch a ride on any other creature, so no worries about your furbabies, if you have any.

I am so glad my daughters have moved out of this detestable state.

What really pisses me off is that they don't give two rats' squirting asses about whether she's fit to BE A MOTHER, which is way more important. It only matters if they can force her uterus to operate despite the wishes of its life support system…

But to be perfectly honest, Clooney's Batman movie sucked rotten eggs.

Look up in the thread at the reply I gave to umlaut. I've had lice a couple times—it's almost a rite of passage when you move to Hawai'i. The method I learned from one of the local folks out there was the only one that worked consistently (along with the whole bedding and upholstery vacuuming and such). This…

This was one of the reasons the ancient Egyptians kept their hair oiled. They were very clean folks, and realized that lice love clean folks. Lice can't glue eggs to oily hair. It's a clean person's affliction.

The nasty chemicals don't work as well now than they did a few years ago because the lice that do survive become resistant, kind of like what's going on with superbugs and AB soap. The best way guaranteed to get rid of lice, and I've done this (twice) with 100% success:

First, get both a regular comb for detangling, a…

What I really hate (as a queer) is that gay folk, who are constantly assaulted with "it's a phase" and "you're not really gay you're pretending" and all that fuckery then turn around and tell us bis/queers that we're really gay/lesbian and trying to compensate or some other happy horseshit. I don't know if it's…

You are not alone, my darling.

"As part of the growing movement to implement abuse prevention in schools and other youth-serving organizations, Rohdenburg and other educators believe that teaching what linguists call "standard" dialect for body parts — rather than euphemisms and colloquialisms — is important. Teaching children anatomically…

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Those socks are as cute as that cat!