Judge Heyburn: most appropriate name-to-opinion this year.

That's how my youngest girl feels.

Hey if she's willing to show the gams, I'm not going to complain.

I just can't. No.

I don't get it. If she wants to be an extreme Barbie, why is she not getting her degrees in medicine, animal medicine; becoming a pilot; joining the military; train to be an astronaut; and teach school?

I used to be TERRIFIED of needles. When we had to get our blood tested in basic training, I passed out from panic. However, vaccines to me are probably the most important medical treatment a child can get and I have always held this view. Listening to my mom describe childhood diseases of her friends made me a…

When traveling back to the Mainland I got the TSA patdown while wearing a short skirt. It's called "Traveling While Female."

You do *not* know how much I'm laughing and saying, "How goddamn true" right now.

Shut your mouth. WAR EAGLE.

You know, there's a lot of droopy trees and shrubbery around the capitol building out here.....

Nope, Wicca's pretty honest in general that it's at most about 80 years old and is a mish-mash of several world religions stuck into British Traditional Witchcraft and reorganized so that it doesn't have to remain a family secret. It started out a bit homophobic because Gardner didn't like same-sex naked touchy…

Spot the fuck on. I know from personal experience. My wasband finally married the co-homewrecker only after she quit openly and passive-aggressively hating on me and wishing I'd never existed.

It exists. Many of us call it "Wicca." And the best part: you can still be a rational atheist and still enjoy rituals and mythology and wicked pretty shit. Oh, and gender equality (at least on paper).

Do not fear: my mouse will never touch any link with roaches unless it's a new way of eliminating them all from the planet.

Since Arsenio and Trisha Goddard are going off the air in September, the airing time may likely be very late at night.

They were really filler shows until the new season of Tuesday night comedies comes in. Summer rerun season is brutal.

My mom had a heart attack Sunday. You just made me laugh out loud for the first time this week. Have my internets! (Mom's going to be OK by the way.)

Yup I definitely need new contacts, didn't see the silly font. (Actually I do need new contacts, thank you for reminding me.)

Worst tan lines....OR MOST AMAZINGLY DECORATIVE ONES???

Or just Polish folk in general!