But when are they getting to the fireworks factory 🎆??

I chortled

Feels like Deadspin

I think i’m blind.

Wow so Bran does look like he is going into some Last Hero on the Long Night situation. But will Coldhands save the day (and will he have Lightbringer?). Seems to me Uncle Benjen (cmon he has to be Coldhands) has to be the only wildcard left north of the wall.

As a proud Binghamton alumni, the only acceptable outcome here is to name it the Binghamton Big Bears

Also the Binghamton Motorized Wheelchairs would be pretty apt. Or they can just make it official and call themselves the Binghamton Two for Tuesdays already.

And Feast can always be skipped, DwD is always worth reading in my eyes (Barristan chapters!).

Completely understandable and acceptable ya know? Lord Mathis Rowan took over the siege for the Tyrell/Reach forces when lord tyrell absconded to KL to save his dear daughter. It is definitely very superfluous but I am always entertained by the idea of Stannis True Believers hanging around here and there which makes…

Wow so Lord Mathis’ siege is broken and the castellan Ser Farring gave up Storm’s End? What the hell did Aegon do here? I find this a strange turn of events for the books but of course not entirely unexpected. I am assuming they will cover the actual invasion of Storm’s End prior to the actual Arianne chapter in the…

I am a bit stretched to believe Mountain Banshees are “dragons”. They are more like the pterosaurs from Dinotopia which only a true geek like James Cameron would know about. So more bird like.

The retired defender had gone through a similar situation himself earlier; approached by blackmailers who had procured a sextape of his, Cissé paid them off, which prevented the tape from ever leaking.

Sounds like he has menwhopause

David Luiz or Anderson Varejao?

anything except for Ready Player One. Please god.

Our wangs are bigger than a Christmas Ham! hot fire from the blizzy

Zen Koans explained 5 years later:

This actually is nice to see isn't it? ISN'T IT?

Please tell me, for the love of good will someone have some stern but fair words with Superboy Prime

Only a matter of time before it makes it to ESPN Ocho