TextingUnderTheInfluence
TextingUnderTheInfluence
TextingUnderTheInfluence

Well to be fair, Selig thought he was taking this picture with Aaron Carter.

Mussina has to make it now right? At the time of him retiring the pool included too many ostracized candidates who would be more shoo-in level. If Blyleven can make it, Mussina has to now be considered one of the top candidates in the "Steroid Era" considering the lack of allegations leveled towards him. No Cy Youngs

The only reason this is Deadspinnian is because as a New York City based organization of Gawker Media they are required to chronicle the disaster that is the New York Football Jets and the endless highlight reel that is Mark Sanchez. He's got cornrows now! A-Rod could never do that.

damn kinja

"You know what, when Real Madrid want to announce something, [we will]," Zidane told ESPN Deportes. "Cristiano should just shut the f—- up. That's it. I'm going to call Cristiano now."

It's a good thing he took his talons to Miami.

R.A Dickey gazes into the abyss that is the end of an ERA. Later writes novel called, Look, Think, Throw Knuckleball.

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