Say what you will about Christopher Tolkien, at least he didn’t push out a pale, half-cooked continuation of his father’s magnum opus, like Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson did with (or rather: to) Dune.

Frank Underwood: “I have to go now, my planet needs me.”

I love how much you hate Ford. Even after all the good things are really from him as well :p

You know, the very best thing about posts like this is that “Abrams is a hack, he ruined Star Wars!” posts have finally brought an end to 16 straight years of “Lucas is a hack, he ruined Star Wars!” posts. It’s really quite refreshing.

Its like watching Ted Cruz impersonate characters from The Simpsons. Sure he has seen it, and he knows people love it, yet he has absolutely no idea why that is, and is just cynically trying to turn that love of the original onto himself.

As a Newcastle fan who is now watching them in the Championship for a second season, you are an idiot. The 2009/10 season was one of the most fun we’ve have in the last ten years. Glad you’re not following anymore, enjoy fleeting moments above mediocrity and a soulless track stadium.

So let me get this straight, you’re criticizing a guy for not bothering to give a shit when he plays against poor teams while claiming the moral high ground that you used to support the team he played for before they got relegated.

What kind of übernonce switches clubs? You are not a fan.

Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here!

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

Porto qualified for the CL group stage by hammering Roma.

Since 2012-13, the first season in which Italy’s Champions League allocation was reduced from 4 to 3, Italy has sent a 3 team contingent to the group stage once in five years. Portugal has sent a 3 team contingent in three of those five seasons, twice…

I guess her analogy is accurate. I mean, he did get nailed by Payet.

wait just a damn minute! Are you saying that you’re skeptical that a person out picking mushrooms evaded a hungry wolf for 12 hours finally using a bear to defeat it? What are your problems with this story? That the wolf seemed to have a pretty long agenda? That a competent woodsperson who could suss out a mama bear’s…

Lol, no, this woman is full of shit. There's no way in hell this actually happened.