Honestly, I can’t fathom purchasing a new car from a dealer, so whenever I see articles like this about how great the price of a new car is, I can’t take it seriously. Whether or not I’d actually want that car is irrelevant - for the record, I definitely have no desire to drive a Fiesta.

Anyway, there are two reasons I…

Definitely one of my all-time favorite race cars, ever. That Martini livery… oh goodness, so sexy.

Sorry sir, but I believe it is you who does not understand what you just read. 

I don’t doubt it. Since Fiat’s involvement Chrysler has really been bringing their A game. The new Ram trucks are fantastic, the Cherokee is pretty sweet - notably the SRT - the Dart is alright, I guess.. if you’re into that kind of thing. 

I fully believe they took that input seriously in the development of this new…

Completely agree, on all points. Jalopnik, I’m afraid, is lost. 

Thank you. I couldn’t have said it better. I cannot believe some of the comments I’m reading on here that are so blindly in favor of this ridiculous and extremely damaging measure. 

Yeah, simply because of my username I am going to be called a lot of bad names for this. But I don’t care, because you are all insane. 

Now, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? We need to "pay for our addiction?"

Completely agree. I am extremely surprised, and actually a little angry. But I do tend to be a little sensitive about these things. 

Anyway, now I’m off to plant my foot in the floor, lay some elevens, and drive spiritedly through these wonderful Texas back roads. 

I’m not gonna lie, I find myself really wanting a Cherokee SRT now. That sound is just fantastic, and those gear changes are surprisingly quick and strong. 

Yeah, I would be that guy thrashing an SUV around the track, and loving every second of it. 

Hey! It’s like an Aztek, but not as cool, and with less meth.

I was thinking the same thing.   Unfortunately, only the roof-mounted gun is operated by the PlayStation controller. The rest of the vehicle is controlled manually. 

Isn't she gorgeous?? I'm actually about to pick up a good old 7.3 Stroker for myself here in a week or so! I can't wait. 

Please relay this message to your stodgy, self-righteous, unimaginative, characterless, fun-sucking ass:

Get over yourself, and enjoy life a little bit. We don't have enough time here on earth to dick around insulting people for the things that they enjoy. 

Wow, thanks for reminding me that the new GM trucks look absolutely ridiculous. Seems like they got their ass kicked and have two big old ugly black eyes. Well, four, in the Chevy's case. 

All around the design updates and sharper lines look pretty nice. Those front ends though.. terrible. 

Hopefully the production…

In a cloud of black and white smoke, mother fucker! 

Not sure why everyone seems to have a problem with this. I think it's absolutely gorgeous. It is certainly not the most initially ostentatious super-luxury vehicle out there, but that's just the point. The thing is just about as elegant as any giant 4 door barge can be; I love it. 

If it's too subdued for you, go ahead…

Give me one good reason why GM shouldn't offer this vehicle in America with a manual transmission. I can't be cost; the car was designed with a manual transmission and is in use in Australia! It can't be accessibility; the damned thing is offered with an auto already! It can't be image; the SS was designed exclusively…

That is absolutely an integral part of being a responsible gun owner.

I’d drive that beast every day.

Wow, this is genuinely saddening!