Well done, my friend. Well, well done.

That’s a fair point. I suppose the 2WD Platinum Tundras and Platinum F-150’s are what would fit into that subculture you mentioned. I can’t say it doesn’t bother me when I see a 2-wheel-drive F-150 with low profile Pirelli’s, or a slammed Silverado with 24 inch swangas.

Well, that, and full lock handbrake slides without having to use the clutch!

I’m completely okay with being crazy!

Because front wheel drive is the work of the devil!

Too bad that poor fellow doesn’t know how to drive.

Oh…. dammit. Well that’s a boner killer.

I spy a manual transmission?? YES PLEASE!

Hah, my dad did the same thing with me. Now I subconsciously identify every car that I pass… really though. It’s weird. And awesome.

Just send the check to my address and we’ll get this rolling!

The article has been updated several times since my original comment.

Some people think I’m crazy, but I find the ’98-’03 and the ’04-’11 Town Cars to be undeniably bad ass.

"Styling that makes the Town Car look right at home in the 90’s!"

Are Kimi and his wife separating? Is this TMZ? Can I think of another snarky question? No?

I would absolutely carve the Swiss Alps in that beast.

Every week is Scarlett’s red week.

That’s incredible. I’ve met a few people who can only identify the color of a vehicle, and it is always a mystifying experience. At the very least, you should be able to remember the make and model of what you drive. Even better, you should know the layout and size of your engine, which wheels are powered, and have a…

Yes, they absolutely should have checked everything off of that list, and they didn’t. It’s a very bad situation.

I agree. This is altogether just a very difficult situation.