BOB LUTZ! A great American badass that knows what the fuck he’s doing!

Where’s that lovable bastard Kiwi when you need him?

Awesome I’ll check it out.

I’ve never actually watched that. When and where is it on?

If F1 races consisted primarily of creatively shot vignettes of the design, engineering, and construction processes, I’d likely tune in more often.

Nope.

Dear Redneck / Raptor hating commenters:

This.

Alright, I enjoy and agree with your predictions about the movie.

God gave us that little slice of Hell called Carrot Top to prove that Hell is a very real place, and you really don’t want to go there.

The commercial was certainly not fall off your chair hilarious, but it was somewhat entertaining; I was more referring to good observational humor as a whole.

Shiner is always good enough, my friend!

I don’t even know what you don’t mean.

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?

She is a grandmother, sure, however definitely not a grandmother.

This pack would be quite congenial if Horizon didn’t suck big rubber truck nuts.

HOLY SHIT BRO! That, well... that was just about the most breathtakingly magnificent insult my ears have yet been graced with. I sincerely applaud your proficient virtuosity, with which you bring forth meaning under the greatest of finesse. I guess you really are the Realest Nigga Here.

Wait…. really?? Because that would be incredible.

Man, that Kenworth is a thing of beauty.

It’s all so clear now.