Lets see... Yep! That one went right over your head.

Guardians of the Earth? I really hope that was sarcasm. Electric cars are no better for the environment than either one of my pickups. What you "save" in gasoline consumption, you more than make up for in the production of batteries, production of electricity, disposal of batteries, reproduction and purchase of new…

This Ariel Atom killer also seems as though it'd be a pretty efficient person killer, too.

I said nothing about California. Chicago, Illinois, where guns are banned just like your European buddies, has the highest gun crime rate in the nation.

Cost as no issue, I’d absolutely have the 501. Restored back to pristine condition, that piece of motoring history would likely be the only one anyone sees, ever. And she’s so beautiful! The 190 is certainly a properly attractive old gal, but the BMW just exudes uniqueness. Those lines, and rear suicide doors!

Dear everyone hating on the Raptor, and more specifically the fact that it may not always be off road or hauling something,

Nice Daewoo! How does it handle? Probably not as good as this Taurus!

Infiniti FX50, the kind of badass 5.0L V8 version of the Murano/FX family of crossovers from Nissan.

Oh gosh, where on Earth did you ascertain that I disagree with punitive action? This is Texas my friend, you do a crime, you get put away! You murder someone, and you get the same! I could go grab charts that show the indisputable correlation between the death penalty and reduction of violent crimes, but you’d…

Everyone who can responsibly attain, maintain, use good judgement with, and retain a firearm should have one, yes! If you’ll notice, people who commit violent crimes with firearms are usually lacking some of those qualities; having stolen the weapon(s), or most often just being batshit crazy. Without firearms, those…

Ah! I was waiting for the compulsory dick measuring comment. Thank you!

Buddy, I really appreciate your attempt at making an argument there. It was a valiant one, but unfortunately not worth refuting. The world is going to be just fine, but feel free to go ahead worry about it for me, if that’s your deal.

Hate to break it to you, boss, but Dinan disagrees with you there. With a properly engineered exhaust, no cat is needed, unless of course you buy some off the shelf junk.

Awesomesauce is a word I use on a regular basis, and for that, I love you too.

I blame Ford. Misappropriating bastards.

How about, who gives a shit! And guess what, I drive a large, V8 powered pickup every day. And when I’m not driving that, I’m driving a large, straight piped Cummins diesel pickup to haul shit around with! And when I’m not driving those, I drive my M3, with, yep, you guessed it — no catalytic converter!

I’m sure someone already beat me to it, but, this is absolutely relevant.

I'll tell you what I told another anti-gun internet vigilante yesterday.

I’m really sick of this sensationalist, click hunting bullshit — which, as it happens, did just work on me. I had hoped that the rest of the Gawker circlejerk wouldn’t influence Jalopnik in that way (or any way), but evidence otherwise is becoming increasingly obvious.

I’ve stopped a 6,000 lb pickup with the e-brake, so, you might want to get that checked out.