Awesomesauce is a word I use on a regular basis, and for that, I love you too.

I blame Ford. Misappropriating bastards.

How about, who gives a shit! And guess what, I drive a large, V8 powered pickup every day. And when I’m not driving that, I’m driving a large, straight piped Cummins diesel pickup to haul shit around with! And when I’m not driving those, I drive my M3, with, yep, you guessed it — no catalytic converter!

I’m sure someone already beat me to it, but, this is absolutely relevant.

I'll tell you what I told another anti-gun internet vigilante yesterday.

I’m really sick of this sensationalist, click hunting bullshit — which, as it happens, did just work on me. I had hoped that the rest of the Gawker circlejerk wouldn’t influence Jalopnik in that way (or any way), but evidence otherwise is becoming increasingly obvious.

I’ve stopped a 6,000 lb pickup with the e-brake, so, you might want to get that checked out.

If someone has to think about retrieving, aiming, and firing at an attacker, that someone shouldn’t be carrying a gun.

Cool idea, and I remember the GM skateboard/HyWire from a while back, but NO THANK YOU.

Amen brother. Texas forever. No need to break into a gun control discussion, (because I’m pretty sure we both agree there, and I’m tired of talking about it), but guns are the great and necessary equalizer. You can take them from us, but, by nature of criminality, you can’t take them from criminals.

That makes sense. Also, people like to hate on Tahoes, however I like the GMT 900 SUVs quite a lot.

8.) Someone Totals My Affordable Classic

Hell, I like the electronic dashes of the 80’s better than these things. In my head I see a couple pixels right in the middle of the screen going bad, and then driving me absolutely crazy.

I’ve seen those Magnum units around town occasionally. Travis County loves their Crown Vic’s though. If I recall correctly, when Ford officially killed the Panther, they bought a whole hoard of CVPI’s. That’s okay, I love those old Interceptors and they are much easier to spot than the new Ford Explorer and Chevy…

I bet the Leaf is doping too.

Well in that case, I'll just get both! I think that's a fair compromise.

Darn right. I mean think about it; you basically have the utility (albeit a tad smaller) and the durability (a badass pushrod V8) of a half ton Chevy pickup, with all of the performance capability you can handle! And I think it looks fantastic.

Wow, I've never been a Corvette fan — I've always been glad they existed, however, because V8 and America — but now, well, sign me up. I think it looks great, takes some huge steps over the C6, and thank the Good Lord in Heaven that they improved the once terrible interior.

I'd take the Koenigsegg as well, but I am certainly glad Hennessey's Venom does exist; the Veyron and the Agera just don't try to kill you hard enough.

Oh my gosh guys, some F1 driver parked his Cayenne slightly sideways in an empty parking lot! What an asshat. Seriously, Button, go ahead and put a big old top hat on that ass and call it a day!