"For some reason, people like thinking they own tough, rugged off-roaders, so SUVs tend to carry names with outdoorsy-sounding shit like "Explorer," "Wrangler," "Land Cruiser," or "Santa Fe."

IDGAF! STILL REPPIN TEAM SALAMONE, BITCHEZ!

Awesome man, looks great. How are you liking the magnetic ride control?

I wish something like this would happen around me! I don’t understand why people get so worked up about things like this. It’s not like they won’t have their window damage covered by insurance or the government anyway, and you’ve got a cool story!

The fleshy companion looked terrified in the beginning of the video.

Hey that sounds like a plausible explanation to me!

That’s the first thing I noticed; she sure was moving around a lot more than I would think is safe.

I don’t doubt that, but it’s a completely contrasting situation that feels relevant, but is in fact irrelevant. The point here is defense, not offense. Yes, armed road rage happens, but that’s why I choose to protect myself against it.

The Daytona video was flippin adorable.

Well I know for sure this situation would’ve ended much quicker had he attempted the same thing with me. I’m not saying I would have shot anyone, because in all likelihood that wouldn’t have been necessary.

Really? Again?

I’m right with you on that one buddy.

As long as they’re hollow points, it shouldn’t matter too much, dick.

Haha I am actually getting my dad a Black Maxx to compliment his recently installed intake and DPF delete straight pipe on his 6.4 Powerstroke. Supposedly you can get some genuinely insane power and torque numbers out of that setup.

I honestly don’t understand the pedal entrapment bullshit. I think the bigger issue that needs to be addressed here is driver education. Let’s teach people that they can quickly and easily stick their foot under the pedal and pull it up if it ever happens to get stuck. Let’s also teach people that you can throw the…

Yep! Because Texas.

Do you have a problem with me kicking his ass? Because if he hopped off/on/through one of my vehicles he would receive a first class Texas ass whooping.

Wow I never looked into the story behind Cadillac’s sedan names. That’s actually quite interesting.

That video is horrible. How many people died? Wow.

Fair enough. If the Model X craps out I’ll just park it in the man cave and convert it to a Forza Simulator / bad ass beer tap.